I smile...
because if you saw me otherwise, you would ask
and I would have to explain

I smile
not because you made me laugh
but because its inside of me

I smile...
because feeling sad
doesn't mean I have to look it

I smile...
not because I was told to
but because it comes naturally

I smile...
not being fake
but because sometime I'm happy

I smile...

I don't smile for you, I smile for me. There are many reasons to why I smile. Just ask me why and I just might tell you. But on a regular I just Smile

  1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
  3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
  4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
  5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
  6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
  7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
  8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
  9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
  10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
  11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
  12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
  13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
  14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
  15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
  16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
  17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
  18. Honk and wave to strangers.
  19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
  21. type only in lowercase.
  22. dont use any punctuation either
  23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
  24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
  25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
  26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
  27. Ask people what gender they are.
  28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
  29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  30. Sing along at the opera.
  31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
  32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
One of my favorite rappers had a track titled The Cool, well this is the UnCool aka Hong Kong Phonies. The title definitely speaks for itself. This isn’t a relatively new title, not at all. But oddly enough it continues to come up and I feel this is a great first post to bring it back with.  
Smoking to fit in doesn’t make you cool. April 20th (4/20) is coming up and its the Official Unofficial national holiday for Weed Smoking. Well how many of you out there who don’t smoke right now will just do it to fit in that day. Honestly you look even more like a fucking loser, for doing it just to fit in. Now I don’t judge those who choose to smoke their brain cells away. But I will go in on those who are only doing it because their “friends” around them are doing it. Fucking Fool, yes I said it and yes you are a fool, an Uncool Fool.
Phonies, this is a subject I feel strongly about. I actually pride myself on being as unfake or real as possible. There are way to many people out here that are directly around me who are living a fake or phony life. Wake up and smell the coffee, that’s not truly you and those are not the things you’re really about. Now there are going to be those who read this or hear about this and feel some type of way. Asking themselves, am I talking about them? Well guess what if you are living a life that you know really isn’t yours then I’m talking about you. But let me save you sometime. Don’t be upset with me, don’t bother responding, mainly because I won’t care, but all that needs to be directed at self. You’re the one living some phony lifestyle a lifestyle that isn’t you. And you know what at some point your going to realize it. And at that point you’re going to much more mad at yourself than you would be now. There’s still time for you to get on the right track or actually just be yourself. I and I think the many others who also pride themselves on being real, would respect all those who are phony for any reason would respect you more if you would just be yourself.
Its okay to stand alone in a crowded room. Take pride in yourself knowing that you’re an individual. You don’t need a crowd, its cool to be amongst people, but if you have to compromise or change who you are to fit in to be cool, then its not WORTH IT.  
So why Hong Kong Phonies, if you haven’t gotten it already. There are many things that are made in Hong Kong, many which are knockoffs, fakes, or PHONY. So to all those who want to be Hong Kong Phonies all I see you as is a cartoon and FUCKING CHARACTER. 
So I feel I must apologize to the followers and supporters of the page. It’s been over a month now since the last post was published. It’s not because I was to busy or ran out of things to discuss. I just didn’t have that feeling. And well I cannot and will not force the creativity. I won’t just publish junk, for the sake of having things up. But I do believe that I am back, while I was away I didn’t necessarily and completely take the time off. There was a twitter name & page setup, take the time to follow @Theory_republic, there is also a Facebook page now in conjunction with the Facebook group, so be sure to “like” it. Also there were some other things put together to hopefully make the page just that much better. Soon there will be a downloadable wallpaper, so everyone can check that out and the hopes are it will just keep on getting better. So let the fire comeback begin……..